Part 505: Virion C

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Oh, how nice. I was just going to ask for a volunteer from the audience. Tit for tat... become a CAT!

Meow!

Oh my. That was fast. Let's try another one, shall we? Jeepers creepers... Close those PEEPERS!

Zzzzzzzzzz...

This guy's a walking curse magnet. I've never seen anything like it.

*Snore* You are... so beautiful... *snort* Please... marry me.. Zzzzz...

Oh, that's quite enough of that. Spiders and flies... Open your EYES!

Whu--? Huh?! What?! Where am I?!Oh, alas! It was but a vivid dream. I've never slept so soundly in my life.

Such a pity I awoke at that moment. She was on the verge of saying yes. We would have exchanged sweet nothings, and then, under the light of the moon--

*Ahem*

Ah, greetings! ...Tharja, I believe? How may I be of service this fine day?

Service, eh? That's not a bad idea at all. Oh, you're going to be perfect.

Aha ha ha! Oh, my good lady, you flatter me! Though I must admit, you're not the first woman to tell me such a thing. However, you ARE the most lovely! Perhaps I'm still dreaming, mmm?

Enough chatter. You've got chores to do. Sputter and spidge... Build me a BRIDGE!

As you command, milady! Virion, AWAY! (leaves)

Oh, I'm going to like him a LOT. Eee hee hee!